A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began:
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After sampling them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're *******s!!"
