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The Survival Guide 2005: HOW TO TAKE A DUMP AT WORK...
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The Survival Guide 2005: HOW TO TAKE A DUMP AT WORK... We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked backin our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK DUMP is inevitable. For those who hate 'taking the boys to t...
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Jamaican Sandals
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While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store. The salesman said to them, "I have some very special Jamaican sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husb...
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*take twice daily* LoL
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*NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN*
*DAMNITOL* Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
*EMPTYNESTROGEN* Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
*ST. MOMMA...
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New Corvette
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A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new red Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he loo...
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Lifesavers
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began: Red............cherry," Yellow..........lemon," Green.........lim...
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The Irishman
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An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, han...
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